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summary: harry and louis meet in a mcdonalds. louis is everything harry needs. [a bit of a sugardaddy au]
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.
oh my god.